I read you
Madam, the Sheik has arrived
I see
Madam, we're all set
OK
When I introduce the royal couple
remember not to touch her hand
Yes
How's it, madam?
- Just look around - Yes
How do you do?
Hello
His Highness Sheik All
This is Mr Chow
How do you do?
Harley
He won't even let others touch his wife's hand
Real male chauvinists the Middle East men are!
He may kill you if you touch his wife
Why is there no picture?
How's it? Okay now? Yip
It's OK
Buddy, risk your life for me once & for all
OK
- Back to position - Once OK, ready
Is the machine OK?
- Yes - Ok, shoot
I shout 'Camera'
you jump down from the window
Careful
Action
Keep me covered
What the hell are you doing?
Don't you dare touch my wife? Get out
You so of a bitch
Don't shoot
You've already read this Project
Make your decision right now
I'm liberal. Be free to express your views
William, what do you think?
There's a way, but the question is how to do it
Nonsense
It means no solution then
We have no funds for this Project
Don't worry
I'll make use of your Dept's money
What?
What can a fragile girl do?
Why have you got a swollen face from your wife?
Mr Tung, somehow I feel it's a disgrace to man
to have girls undertake the mission of a Commando
What about
the face of a girl?
You did that to Lady All
You'll damage her arch of chastity
She may get punished back home
Boss, we meant well
Don't blame us. Barbarian
The trouble is we've to earn money from Brabarians
This morning Councillor Teng told me
The Sheikdom had telexed to cancel all orders
The Trade Development Council took me to task
Anyway, I think the female squad
can do jobs beyond the ability of man,
and we must form it
Any comment?
No. Unanimously passed
Show Miss Wu in
Miss Wu, after serious consideration
we decided to create a women's squad
You've been appointed the Training Officer
Congratulations
Thank you, Sir
Peter, remember to write me from England
Keep this
Betty, I have self-respect
I'm grateful to you far having paid for
my travel expenses and tuition. I can't
Peter, you need it for a living
This is all I've got
But I'll remit to you regularly each month
Study hard, and that's all I want from you
Betty, after I get my diploma in England
I'll marry you and use a Rolls Royce to
collect you as my bride
What's this?
It's good for preventing wrinkles
Right, you've no more lines
I can hardly recognize you
I've never had any lines
What's this brand?
Prinera, P.R.I.N.E.R.A.
Aren't you May?
Remember the one punished
by that Training Officer?
Rememeber that old foreign maid?
Yes, you.Iook familiar
You put chili essence into her lipstick
and even her mouth got swollen as a result
Only because she was cocky
Formerly we were nastier to Slender Leg in c Camp
We faked a letter from her boyfriend
wanting to part from her
She wept till her eyes got swollen
Good. Use this gimmick to cope with the new Training Officer
Amy, there's no better gimmick than this
Good
I'm May. How do you do?
Hello, I'm Karen
I'm Amy
I'm Ailene
I'm Amin
- How do you do? - How do you do?
My name's Amy. What's yours?
I'm Jean
What's your name?
I'm Irene
What's your name?
I'm the Training Officer
Just call me Madam Wu, or Madam
Salute when you address me
Time's up. Start out for the Camp
Yes, Madam
Bad, you've offended Madam
You know who's the most narrow-minded?
A woman
You know who's the most wicked?
A woman
It's better to offend a gentleman than?
A woman
Good luck
Do you know
who takes the most delight at compliments?
Madam
Madam, your skin's so smooth
Is it? I normally have no make up
You're a born beauty
Madam, you're such a young
Training Officer
Can you tell me your secret?
Don't always stick to rules
Be a bit flexible. Can you do that?
Yes
Can you get credit and avoid responsibility?
Yes
Flatter your superior all the time
Can you do that?
I'm expert at all this
Most important of all
you abandon all these ways of doing things
That's the secret of success
Thank you, Madam
Who's it inside?
The Female Commando
We must try to be as capable as they are
Are you satisfied with such a trifle?
Fantastic
Good-looking
So big
What did you say?
Don't misunderstand. I mean that cannon
Morning, Madam
Mr Kan, how do you do?
Are they chosen from
a thousand policewomen?
Yes
They're sprightly, cute and adorable
Yes
They're not as smart as you are
Our Tiger Squad is now your neighbor
Be free to come to me
whenever you need any help
We can drive now, Kan?
OK, thank you
It stinks, it stinks
Mr Kan, it stinks
Male policemen usually
handle operations
You know why?
- You tell me - Sex discrimination
No, a man's physically stronger than a woman
So normally,
a woman's for backup jobs
But under certain circumstances
She may take charge of security when a VIP appears
or go to rescue a hostage
A policewoman with strict training
may carry out these assignments better
That's the purpose of this Female Commando unit
My duty is to have it complete the A level
training course per England's SAS Commando
Understand?
Yes, Madam
The full training includes physical fitness
shooting, raid and rescue
It doesn't include sex appeal. Understand?
Yes, Madam
Now, wipe off the lipstick and rouge
Why are you putting such a big stone in?
That person behind me is hurting me badly too
Well, tit for tat
Attention
With the load in your hands, walk 1 0 legs
Start
My God
It's real hard
Walk up
Yes, Madam
We're arriving
Don't be in my way
- Don't hit me - Don't be in my way
Madam, don't you count that half leg?
No! go on
Let me rub it on you
No need, I'll do it myself
Madam's training program is killing us
I'm now like one
fallen from on high
I'm finished
Today's the first day. How can I go on?
Today's training is only kid stuff
It's just like a warm-up
Are you worn out so soon?
No, someone is still in shape
Follow her example You're too fragile to be a member
What are you doing?
Why are you still sitting there?
Madam wants to see you
Does she?
Yes
A letter from my boyfriend
Want to read it?
Let me
Darling, you know how I miss you?
I miss you more than anything in this world
How obsolete
If you were a pencil sharpener
I'd rather be a pencil in your heart
If you were a blackboard
I'd rather be your chalk
How obsolete
Isn't this okay?
If you were a pisspot
I'd rather be urine
How awkward
Madam, looking for me?
No. why are you not in bed?
Yes, Madam
Your darling's tears might even drown you
Your boyfriend's love letter is awkward
Wish to spend billion nights with Betty from Peter
What about Betty?
Return it to me
You really have no ethics
I picked it
I didn't know it was from her boyfriend
I hate your guts
Well, gloat now. Betty's now crying
You laughed the loudest just now
I'll go and take a bath
Left, right...
Snooker
I'll set you like hell
Three crew hours
Apply the chalk
I'll getting bored
Want girls?
Foreign fare?
Be civil
Speak up
Be earnest
Mind your speech. Listen
Mr Kan, we've been addressing your like that
Never mind. Just follow me
Yes, sir
Left, right...
One, two...
Madam
Morning, Madam
You bastards
You bastard
Don't follow me
- Madam - Left, right...
One, two...
Stop
My feet!
Hurry up! I'm hungry!
The Tiger Squad's staring at us, isn't it?
Men are all the same, idiot
But they've never stared at me
Today's food is excellent
Okay, let me
Please give me some potatoes
Give me some curry
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
Come if you're interested
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
Come if you're interested
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
Come if you're interested
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
Come if you're interested
The Tiger Squad wants to go roller-skating with you at Telefords
Come if you're interested
Don't you want to talk to me?
Your size says
you eat a lot
Take this from me
I was just considering whether to go or not
What do you say?
Okay
Outrageous! He's counting me out because I'm fat
Amy I too fat?
Amy, don't get excited
Just follow us
The skating Rink's open to everybody
Calm down. Eat
Are you going tomorrow?
To listen to their dirty jokes?
They may even use abusive language
Their wolfish looks
are nauseating
Are you going or not?
Of course, why not?
Are you going too, Betty?
I'll have peace in the Dormitory
What? Are you going to write again tomorrow night?
Don't you feel bored writing every night?
No, if I had someone
nice to write to
- Look over there - Quiet
Over there
Come on
To avoid conflict between the brothers
Shake hands with whoever you like. Understand?
Come on
Shake hands, shake hands
This is my hand
No. 4 skates
Ben was shaking hands with you
And Hung, too. He's handsome
That makes no difference if
he loves families and children
Have you finished?
Can't you be civil like a decent lady?
They shook hands with you
Iike businessmen
So from beginning to end...
no one would shake hands with me
Jean, am I ugly?
No, you have innate beauty
Jean, Man is not bad after all
Why didn't you shake hands with him?
She was only acting
She was afraid Man had another target
What do you mean?
A boy usually pays attention to the girl
next to the one he likes
This is a kind of strategy in wooing
Who was standing next to Jean?
Myself
Jean won't care of you
Man, you're damned
Well, I'll bet $1000 with you
I'll win the heart of Jean too
Man's half mine
That's a deal
Karen, can you skate?
No
I'll show you
Okay
Ailene, can you skate?
No
I'll show you
Okay
Look, it's just like a human flesh market
Can you skate?
No, not at all
Good
Hold this for me, please
Come on, let me show you
Can you skate?
No
I'll show you
Okay
So both you and I only have innate beauty
I'm going to the toilet
Okay, take care
Karen
There may not be tissue inside
Let's go out to buy some
Displeased again?
You're hopeless
I'm being straightforward
We can get along better
Go and skate
What's wrong?
What's it?
Get the bottle of medicine from my pocket
How do you feel?
Thanks for your help
Don't mention it
I'm Ronald. What's your name?
I'm Karen
Would it be alright for me to
buy my benefactor a cup of tea or coffee?
Can't I have a Coke?
Excuse me. I'll go in to get something
How's it?
Jean hid here & stared at you 9 times
and 21 times over here
She paced up and down gazing at you
She was disappointed 52 times
And she stood over there
That's where you were holding May
Oh, the soft drink in her hand has changed
She was still putting on airs just now
I must starve her to scare her
Since when have you fed her?
I'll never feed her till
I've hurt her pride completely
Go now
Why don't you go out?
You know what to do?
Let's boost Man when he appears to sing
Ladies & gentlemen,
I'll dedicate a song to a girl
Go out and see
No
"Don't ever, every pass through again"
"or you'll make me mad"
"You shock me like electric waves"
"You spit at me like volcanco"
"Please, please go away"
"I'm afraid I may go astray"
"If you stay to lure me"
"I'll never let you go"
"Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth"
"Wish I could touch your slim hand"
"Wish I could caress your slender waist"
"I couldn't care less, for you set me up"
"Don't ever, every pass through again"
"or you'll make me mad"
"You shock me like electric waves"
"You spit at me like volcanco"
"Please, please go away"
"I'm afraid I may go astray"
"If you stay to lure me"
"I'll never let you go"
"Wish I could kiss your tiny mouth"
"Wish I could touch your slim hand"
"Wish I could caress your slender waist"
"I couldn't care less, for you set me up"
"Your body feels like avoiding me"
"Your heart feels like getting close to me"
"Love me with all your passion"
"With a true and foolish heart, I won't let you go"
Good, good
You've made it
Karen, I have a poem here for you
Listen
Why do you hairy feet keep following you?
Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?
If you were Thunder God, I'd be a lightning rod
Your charges pour into me
and make me itch and tremble
Can you give me a kiss?
This kiss has no germs at all
Because I've taken Listerin
- Ten - All
Fifteen
What a kids game
An old woman can't understand
a young man's mentality
Play a singing game with me, if you dare
I could make a fool of you
Well, you'll get it
Keep away
Promise not to get excited
Okay
Amy, let's call it quits
Let her go
I slipped
I want to kill you
Amy
Take it easy
I want to kill you. Stop!
I want to kill you. Don't go!
Don't stop me
If I keep up, I'll tip you
Don't be in my way
I'll kill you, I'll kill you
I'll slap you like hell
Damn you!
My goodness
This time she's finished
After her
Okay
I was hit in the elbow
Follow me
The Female Commando calls for team work
To cultivate the spirit of co-operation
You'll be divided into 2 as of today
to complete in training
The losing team shall
be forfeited leave & stay for punishment
Understand?
Yes, Madam
Attention
Left and right turn
Go
Hurry up. Don't be in my way
Get going
Give me that rope
Too slow, you're too slow
Come on, those falling behind
Come on, come on!
Come on, pull at it
- Jump, jump - Oh, no!
What's wrong with you?
- You're damn clumsy - Attention
Bitch
Come back
Sorry, everybody
We must stand by each other
Then we're good sisters
Yes, to enjoy happiness together,
not misfortune
Damn, I've just cleaned it
Madam forbids walking
when your scrub the floor?
I admire Amy most
She gets what she wants even when punished
You mean I like "shoe-shining"?
You said it yourself, I didn't
Good, shine these two pairs
Enough, I've already had enough
What are you doing?
Quiet
I've never been shamed like this
You asked for it
I know I've done you an injustice
I don't know why
Madam admitted you
'Sorry' alone won't help
We're all of a family. Stop that
She cares about nothing but herself
Come in
What happened?
Madam, look
These are the awards I received
since Kindergarten to Matric
The medals may scare you
I won them all from Sports Meets
There are lots of them here
I won these shoes through a Marathon
And this fur is memorable too
I got it from the Quiz on the 1 0th Anniversary
of TVB's women's program
And these pants...
Enough, enough
Madam, you can see for yourself
I've been doing fine since childhood
And I'm outstanding
in the Commando
I got punished
because of idiot Ailene
and I feel innocent
What do you want then?
Either you remove her
or have me transferred
I don't want to get involved any more
Well, I'll consider your request
Tell the whole team to gather at 10 tonight
Thank you, Madam
Allene, come here
Yes, Madam
You know your fellow member got punished
because of your own poor performance
Yes
You know your stay
will hurt fellow member?
Yes, Madam
But I'll try to do better
May, come out
Yes, Madam
Repeat your request
in the presence of all
Do you feel uneasy to say it in public?
Come on!
I think I'm best of the team
I don't want to be affected by Ailene
Either you remove her or have me transferred
Good. Now let's vote
Those favoring Ailene's removal raise their hands
You may continue
to stay in the team
Work harder
Yes, Madam
Go back
Now you've to be transferred
Would you accept an outstanding member
to increase your strength?
Don't you accept an outstanding person like May?
No, Madam
Since you won't care to stay
and the other team won't accept you
you'll be honorably discharged
Go to a nightclub to try your luck
Or maybe other teams may accept you
Madam, don't expel me
Ours is a co-operative and disciplined Commando
Team work,
not individualism, is asked for
I don't want an outstanding Female Commando
I want a unified Female Commando
Understand?
Yes, Madam
Well, you can't win her heart
Jean looks beautiful today
That one beside her is pretty. Who's she?
That one you beat up like hell
You're late, don't put on airs
Well, I'll give them hell when I have a chance
Sorry we're late due to traffic hold-up
I hate people making excuses
Have you been here long?
One hour or so
Your lipstick's beautiful. Where did you buy it?
Amy had a misunderstanding with Nam last time
Hope they're alright now
I've never taken that seriously
There's nothing between us
Dance
Dance, dance
I'll dance with her
Go then
What about me?
It's not spiritual boxing!
Never mind, I'm not dancing with you
You're so well dressed. Who you want to lure?
A VIP
Really?
That's why I'm late
He must be tall and handsome then
How do you know?
Look in the mirror behind you
I've only seen an alien
Man
Why didn't you call me before?
I forgot your call number. Give it to me now
So you're promiscuous
Jean
Jean, what are you doing?
I'm going to the toilet
Women? Men?
Big Draft
What about you, Miss?
Give that young lady a fruit Punch
I won't give you a chance to get drunk
Would I get drunk? Drink anything I drink!
Never mind
Two cups of Tequilla, please
I'll drink to show my respect
Glad to oblige
Ten cups more, please
Yes, I'm now at a Disco
Calling a boyfriend?
That's none of your business
I was not talking to you
Jean, it's me
Another Jean
Don't be mad, they're only my common friends
What show shall we see tomorrow night?
Turn him down and go with me
That show was taken off last week
Our show should be on now
I don't like this show
Because the heroine is jilted?
Because that hero is cheap and ugly
Honey, I'll come to sleep tonight
Have you washed that yellow pyjamas for me?
Simon, pay my electricity bill,
it's in my drawer
Honey, I feel like proposing to you
Simon, let's try the wedding dress tomorrow
Miss, have you had enough?
Is that any of your business?
No, but let me put this first
What's so funny? Yours is out of order too
They both are nuts
Jean
It's a draw for this game
Are you taking it for a game?
What if I'm serious?
Okay?
Okay for you?
There's no defeat for the Female Commando
You're stubborn
Yes, even if I like you
I won't admit it to humble myself
I know you're a nut
What did you say?
I'm lucky, I've won
What are you doing?
Man, you've won her over at last
We've won $1,000 from those kids
You're drunk
He's driveling
I'm not drunk
I can prove if he's drunk or not
Say $3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise...
You're drunk
$3 a catty of chicken, $7 a catty of tortoise
Which is dearer?
His Shih died at 44
There are 1 9 Administrative Regions in HK
The Hsin Hai Revolutions 10 10
I'm not drunk
I beg $1,000 with Man and others
I'll win her heart
You're mean
Let's go
Man
Amy, Karen
Yes, Madam
I'll kill you
- OK - OK
Successfully accomplished the mission
What are you doing?
This operation has failed
Madam, how come there's 1 more person?
How crafty you are
Anything unexpected may
happen to any special operations,
so be prepared
Any sly tricks could be fatal
Raise your vigilance from now on
Yes, Madam
Be my partner and you'll have no worries
You've nothing to lose to be my partner either
Apply some honey
OK, thank you
With it, it will taste much better
Why don't your barbecue?
- No more - I'd like to have a walk
OK, I'll keep you company
Betty, have you got a close boyfriend?
Yes, but he's studying in UK. And you?
Yes
Why do my hairy feet keep following you?
Why do my rolling eyes keep staring at you?
If you were Thunder God in Heaven
I'd be a lightning rod on earth
You current pours into me
and makes my heart itch & tremble
What are you doing?
Please give me a kiss
I've just rinsed my mouth with Listerin
Kiss me right now
What? Homosexuality is illegal in HK
- Peter - Ronald
I'll kill you
Don't, don't...
Ronald, where are we going now?
You'll see in a minute
Anyway, it's good for you
Are you really going tonight?
You'll be mine sooner or later anyway
Why wait to fly me when I get there?
I thought you'd to raise money for your studies
Why waste money on entertainment?
I don't mind working hard over there
At worst I'll work as a waiter day & night
And I don't mind walking to school
Karen, it's worthwhile for your sake
Ronald, you really are nice to me
Don't say that. It counts for nothing
since you're paying for my education
I don't mind if only you're true to me
Karen,
after I get my diploma in UK
I'll use a Rolls Royce to marry you
I want you to have a big wedding with me
Ronald
Karen
Peter
Aren't your going to study abroad?
What are you doing?
See if you can get away
I haven't touched you yet!
Betty, let me go
Karen, help me
Don't!
Take it to hit them, sir
Fixed
Keep it as a souvenir
If you don't sleep, why need this?
What's your offence?
We violated the camp rules by leaving the quarters
Is that all?
You're in a gang fight
You know the penalty?
March till dawn till Madam's sleepy
Check your passes carefully
Don't gang up to fight freely
We're not an underworld society
You're united in taking vengeance only
Why accuse each other
in your training?
It's sad to get bullied by men
Blame yourselves for your own folly
A sweet-tongued man
may not b good
You trusted him only
because he took you to Regent Coffee Shop
With such a children mentality
I'm sure you'll repeat the same mistake
Why are you all
wearing a stone face?
Mr Kan, what are you shooting at this hour?
I'm shooting the moonlight
Madam Wu's bottom? I see
Hush, the whole world may hear it
Frankly...
Since you like Madam Wu so much
Why not take her out openly?
Why are you acting so furtively?
You're still young, you won't understand
Mr Kan, we know everything about you
I've just got the medal
for 20-year police service
You know I'm entering the menopause?
You know the hair I permed for the last 2 years
is enough to weave a coat for you?
You know the time I spent on pissing
is enough for you to walk 5 legs?
Mr Kan, don't be too modest
I'm not. A man at 40 is idiotic
You won't understand how I feel
You know how calligraphy is written?
I see, I see
Miss, what do you want?
Ham and egg sandwich, please
You're back at last
Yes
Mr Kan, this foreign lady's
so close to Madam Wu
Your masculine charm should be more appealing
She won't turn you down
Are you sure?
There's nothing
truer than that
Well, I feel tongued-tied on seeing her
Talk about common themes first
before coming to the point
Put the foreign lady off
I thought you wouldn't return to help me
I always keep my promise
When are you going to teach my members?
Any time, but I'm afraid they can't stand the hardship
Is the motor bike outside yours?
Yes
- Please move the bike away - Okay
- I'll come back in a minute - OK
Hi, Madam Wu
I'd like to ask you a common question
What's it?
Have you any plans for marriage?
I won't think of it for the time being
A woman needs man's protection
A member of the Female Commando is an exception
Impossible, but few men are eligible
He should at least be a Tiger Squad member
It doesn't make nay sense
There's attraction between the 2 sexes
A man's more powerful than a woman
and he should protect her all the life
This is the law of nature
Our members will wrestle
with your squad tomorrow
Wrestling?
How?
We'll select persons for each other. Best 2 out of 3
Okay
Go out
Ten bottles of face cream
Are you provoking me to fight him?
Foul fight
Ten bottles, ten bottles
Get up
20 bottles, 20 bottles
You got this,
you asked for it
Come on!
Okay, okay
It's her
Begin
Let go, let me go
Stop
With me you won't suffer
They won't choose robust girls like us
Why don't you fight?
Hit her, hit her
What are you doing? Jean, hit him
Watch out, Man
Why are you pulling the punches?
Are you alright?
Both have fallen. The result?
Jean would've knelt down, but I didn't take the advantage
Well, let's take it for a draw
I win for each just now, it's a draw
It ends well for everybody
I don't object to taking this for a draw
but I can't agree to let it be a draw
What do you want?
Let's fight one game to decide
Don't take it so seriously!
Why did you pull the punches?
How could I hit the one I love?
I wouldn't hit the one I love either
Really?
Thank you
Let's go
Mr Kan, don't be sorry
There's no shame in losing to a girl
You think I couldn't beat Madam Wu?
I pulled the punches only
What's so funny?
Your flop in the 1st match is fatal for the whole match
Don't shirk the responsibility
I don't mind bearing the blame
What did you say?
I don't mind accepting the responsibility
And you, too, Man
To woo Jean, you pulled your punches...
Mr Kan, I didn't...
You're not to blame
But don't repeat it next time
Yes, Sir
You're OK
you beat Allene in a few blows
Thank you, Mr Kan
Nonsense
Is it a glory for a man
to wound a woman?
We pulled our punches
because we were sympathetic to the weaker sex
Don't you know they're also born of mothers?
Yes
So much the better
Do 3,000 push-ups for a minor punishment
Mr Kan, I was also born of a mother
This is to punish a mother's son
Attention
This is Madam Law
Captain of Interpol Action Squad
She'll be our guest coach
Today's my first meeting with you all
I know nothing
about your 3-month training
I want to hear about your skills
Amy, you first
Thank God
Thank God, there's something to show
And it can be regarded up to the standard
Not bad
Better than the average
What do you mean?
You all feel
you're OK
Now let me make an experiment
to see how your skills are
This Experiment is called "One shot for 4"
Let me make a demonstration
Amy, Ailene, Betty, Karen, come out
Madam, are you serious?
Lift your guns and come out
Look at me
One shot kills four...
It's now your turn
One shot kills four...
Such a simple experiment
shows you're dumb
Madam, our sills
are for real raids only
not for acrobats in the circus
Well, here's a real raid for you
to test your skills
Be on the Tien Lung freighter at noon tomorrow
and kidnap someone with a rose
His skill can beat
anyone in HK
You're lucky to return alive
Be alert. Madam said that person's terrific
She must have exaggerated it
Never mind
Two heads are worse than one
Think before you speak
Say that again
Two heads are better than one
Right
Get going
Shoelace
Ailene, how do you feel?
- Ailene's missing - Lend a hand
Let's scatter and find her
Ailene
Ailene! Ailene
Let's scatter and find her
Be alert
A trick again. This time I won't be taken in
Right I am
Help!
Joanne
Well, any trace?
Over there
You chicken, I'll make you minced meat
With your skills?
Madam?
Me
Madam, why make fun of us?
It's not for fun
If you can't even kidnap me
you're not good enough
And you're a disgrace to the Commando
I want you all to be punished
I'll kill you
Is this performance worthy of the Commando?
Today's training is jogging
You've already practiced that
- What's wrong? This kind of jogging? - Here?
I've read your file
I thought it was the record
for babies only
You're not eligible
to be a member
Just speak what you have in mind
Madam, the Female Commando is human
We can't do anything
beyond our power
You have not done your best
I've already done everything possible
No point in arguing now
I can prove you haven't done your best
I'm sure after this training
you'll make much faster progress
Amy, Jean, Ailene, follow me
Yes, Madam
Go to the opposite when I shout 'Go'
Yes, Madam
Gasoline?
Go
Help, help!
Help...
I don't want to get burnt. Help!
Help!
It's hot, it's hot
- You're scaring me to death - How do you feel?
You've never run so fast
all your life
Excellent
Karen, May, Amin, stand by
Begin
If he was a real thug, the hostage would've died
I hope this won't happen again
Yes, Madam
I hear there's going to be
an important meeting
No idea.
Mr Tung only wants me to attend it
He said it won't be held without me
Is this an important meeting?
Maybe
So you're here. Please come in
This is Interpol Superintendent,
Madam Law's superior
This is Mr Kan, and Madam Wu
Glad to meet you
- Nice to meet you - Please don't be formal
Thank you
Mr Heman got a tip-off from the Interpol
that a jewelry gang is arriving at HK
What for?
Couldn't be for sight-seeing!
They mean to attend the international Jewelry Exhibition
in Jinza Villa tomorrow night
The total value of the jewelry
1 5 sets exceed $40 million
The Star of Solomon
is valued at $30 million
Our mission
is to help protect the gems
A pity we can't get concrete data of them
and capture the thugs
at one fell swoop
Who are they? What's their number?
We still don't know how they're going to act
It's a thorny case
I think it suits the Tiger Squad
I've decided to put both "Tiger" and Female Commando
in charge of security
It may be a gem-studded affair
and it may turn into a battlefield
We may protect the jewelry,
but not those female members
Otherwise, the robbers may get away
I think each girl member
can take care of herself
I think those girl
can help us
If the Tiger Squad is to undertake the mission alone
their awe-inspiring presence
may arouse conspicuous attention
With some girls' presence,
they won't be so conspicuous
OK, for decoration alone, I don't mind
Well, it's fixed then
Listen to Madam Law's views on deployment
Dismissed
Any questions?
No
So they look feminine with their makeup
The Female Commando must obey
to complete the mission
What has this to do with makeup?
Our duty today is to act as your flower vases
So we've satisfied
your demands now
I'd rater not hinder your talks on deployment
OK
Madam Wu,
can't you understand my feeling now?
I can't understand what you mean
In fact, I objected to the girls
taking part in the operation
only because it could be a battlefield
I don't want you
to be in trouble
Everyone's concentrating on protecting the gems
Don't be so mushy
Madam, I'm standing by your side
also to protect something important
What is it?
Such a short skirt could be tempting
I bet $10 with you on the color inside
could you peep at that?
Would I ever do such a dirty thing?
I suspect an offensive weapon inside it
You must do that then
It hurts me
to have such a pupil
I couldn't help it
Mr Kan
Don't you know
your behaviour
has already ruined my years' reputation
once & for all?
I don't understand the thoughts of the youth
What's wrong with the color of her underpants?
Why was it necessary to look at it?
Mr Kan, I've checked it
Her underpants are red with white rims
Great. How do you know it?
You're dirty
- Mr Kan told me to do it - Shut up
Madam
Bastard
Madam, we borrowed the shoes from the Govt Ordnance
to check offensive weapons
I've checked everything. It's alright
Okay, let's proceed as planned
There's police. Shall we inform our men to quit?
So much the better
By finishing them off, we've nearly made it
Which people outside are police?
We, the Tiger squad, never yield
I didn't know you were one of the squad
Who else is the Tiger squad?
I won't tell you
- Are you going to tell... - No...
No...
- Are you going to tell... - No...
So he's your most respected Training Officer
What a tell-tale story
Inform Black Spider to take action
You know I never said
sweet words to girls
In fact,
many girls told me they like me
but I love no one but you
Are you serious?
Yes
Madam
I've long wanted to say this
but had no nerve to say it
now I must say it anyway
Sorry, it must be sweet then
Tell me later, as nature calls now
OK
Madam, in fact. I've been hiding this...
Madam, I've known you for several months
Mr Kan
Lean on my shoulder to avoid getting a hole
Take me to say 'hello'
to the Tiger squad
Mr Kan, I thought you wanted to talk to me
Can you say it now?
Why have you been
following me all the time?
Look in a mirror
to see how you look
Who else is the police outside?
I won't tell you
Search him
Why are you keeping my photo?
I worship you, Mr Kan
Nonsense! Keep it at heart
No need to keep it. It's mushy
You, too
My darling?
Isn't this that woman we saw?
Mr Kan,
don't be shy in love
Miss, follow me, a gun's on your waist
Careful, I've to wear a bikini
Get going
Madam, everything's normal
Miss, let's go
Get going
You two have been captured too?
We're all finished
No, there's still the Female Commando
Miss, you're more honest
How many of you girls outside?
Alright, I'll tell you
There are over 30 of us,
May, Ailene, Jean
That one with a hefty bosom is Amin, that voluptuous one is Jean
Man, 5'1 0". Presentable
Kwong, 170 lbs., a little too fate
Your seduction is scaring
This time we can wipe them all out
Let's go
Follow me unless you want a hole in your abdomen
You're their Training Officer
How many of your men outside?
I'll kill him if you don't tell
I won't tell even if you kill them all
I'll kill them one after another till you talk
See if you're tougher than his head
Mr Kan, what if I kill her?
Don't shoot her, I'll tell you
Mr Kan, you put sex before friendship
Aren't our lives
more important the Madam's?
Your attention, please
Speak up
Come on, time's running out
Kill them all if we don't return in 10 minutes
Get up
Madam Law,
why have nearly all our men disappeared?
Never mind. The performance has begun
Those jewelry robbers may act any time
Stick to your post and avoid wanton moves
Are you ready?
Inform the others to be alert
Madam told you to be alert
Take it easy
Now it's going to be our Star of Solomon
It really lives up to its name
Don't try anything foolish. You may kill innocents
Keep calm
Stand up, hands on your heads
If you co-operate, I won't hurt you
Put them all aside
Kill anyone that resists
Over there, all of you
Cry
Don't cry
Shut up
Cry?
Turn around
Come up quick
Get out
Stop crying. Stand up
Don't cry
Disperse the crowd
Yes, Madam
Hurry up
Where's the Jewlry? Speak up
Don't move
Fling that gun, or I'll finish her off
Could there be trouble?
Kill them all when time's up,
as ordered by big brother
All locked up, we can't see anything
Let's break in
No, it's too dangerous
Let's use fixed dynamite
We don't know the exact location
I have an idea
Ready for rescue, please provide environment
How's it?
No reaction
Chicken, cry your heart out
Why be sad over death when life's unhappy?
There's reaction
I cried because I've let my men down
Had I not kept
Madam's photo
I wouldn't have ruined you
I'm doing an injustice to my brothers
Mr Kan, we don't blame you
It shows
you're sentimental
I'd better die
It's our honor to go through everything
with a sentimental superior
Yes
You think I'm sentimental?
I'm heartless, I'm damned
I'm disloyal because I used her photo for a dart
I'm unfilial because
I didn't attend my dad's funeral
I often rigged when playing mahjong with you
I slaughtered my puppy
I kept for years for food
I've 2 friends by my side, 3 feet...
I'm dirty, I shoot porno movies
I'm mean, I'm a back-biter
I'm vulgar, I'm gay
- He's a nut - I'm cheap
I can't hold on
No more
Mr Kan, you haven't said it all
Your turn
I'm wretched too
Again
I pick my nose in public, I'm a peeping Tom
I rig when playing snooker
I dress without buttoning, I wear shoes without socks
I gas in public
I have piles, I have ulcer
Enough. I'll inform them to divert their attention
Take it to the people outside
Go on, don't stop
I'm selfish, I sow discord
I'm clever, I'm open and aboveboard
I'm a good mixer, I'm romantic
I'm hardworking
Shut up
I haven't avenged my dad I'm an anti-Ching revolutionary
I set the Thames on fire
Kung Hey Fat Choy
Are you alright?
Yes, yes
Madam, are you alright?
Are you alright?
Mr Kan, ar you alright?
No. don't move, don't touch me
Mr Kan
Don't move me. I can't hold on